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BREAK-UP SEMINAR: 1. Upbringing

Posted by kalaro28 on August 2, 2006

Sorry, Kabs. I just can’t seem to let this “upbringing” issue slide.   I’ve heard tons of break-up lines that are far from real, plain BS (poor bull, hear us always talking about his poo-poo), complete understatements and just plain mockery of sorts. But… to use the scary phrase “upbringing” and insert it into the break-up scene…  NOW THAT! That’s for mainstream television! Kudos to you, “breakazoid girlie!”

crazy guyGuy in case: Mr. Upbringing Guy freaks out

I’m not laughing at this particular girl (especially since I am typing, so you won’t be hearing any grunts here and there from me). I just find it crazily absurd! And to think I know this guy (not that much, but pretty much enough) and I don’t see any trouble with his upbringing, especially since I find him awfully nice (what an irony).

I’ve always thought that the episode on the perennial barkada joke “you’re too nice”Too Nice break-up line was a complete whoopie-dooh, and here comes upbringing.  Well, I guess it saves a lot of pain from the “I need space, time” and all them Star Wars themed break-up lines. Pain from the crying for the continuous search for the “where did I go wrong” spiels after such melodrama, or pain from the sides after laughing one’s ass off for the nonsense rendition of such a one-hit wonder revival.Find below more lines to ponder on while at work (hehe… I’m the devil)

BREAK UP LINES FROM POEM OF QUOTES.COM (please allow me to comment on some, feel free to comment as well)

Top 10 starting break up lines

  1. We need to talk. (talk is cheap!)
  2. It’s not your fault. It’s me. (*no comment*)
  3. I’ve lied. (lemme set your pants on fire)
  4. Do you remember when I’ve said everything is alright? (uh-oh, pretend no, pretend NO!) 
  5. You are like a sister/brother to me. (I am for INCEST!)
  6. I think we would be better off friends. (so, you’re a thinker now, eh?)
  7. I don’t love you any more. (awww… straight to the heart!)
  8. Do you really want to know why I go out to dinner with my assistant? (WARNING! WARNING! Break-up ahead)
  9. Have you always been so boring? (mean naman!)
  10. Give me back my keys. (you, magnanakaw you!)
    (visit their website for break-up poems, stories and other related activities)

Geek Break Up Lines

11. (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail? R
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail? R
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail? F
Relationship failed.
10. Now that Half Life 2 is out, I need to refocus my priorities.
9. You have been unsubscribed from my dating list. Please click this link to confirm.
8. I need a lover who understands that 20 hours a day on the Internet is normal.
7. I don’t think we should date any more, but we can still be on each other’s buddy lists.
6. I’d like a true beauty so I don’t have to spend so much time photoshopping your ugly face out of our photos.
5. It’s like in X-Men number 135, where Cyclops and Jean Grey (as The Phoenix)…
4. Let’s face it. You love Intel, and I’m an AMD man. It’s not going to work out.
3. What do you mean your EULA says that once I’ve removed the shrink wrap I can’t return it?
1. So long and thanks for all the fish.

2 Responses to “BREAK-UP SEMINAR: 1. Upbringing”

  1. kabbie said

    hahahahahahaha.. lupit ng reason eh no?! upbringing amp.. haha.. oh well.. buti nalang tanga yun si breakazoid girlie…hihihihi

  2. party guy said


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